Dear Trader Joe’s,
Just a short note to say thank you for being a nearby grocery market to my home here in California. We appreciate all your fresh, organic choices.
I’m just writing to say I have one suggestion.
Please stay away from trying to make sweet tea. Sweet tea is supposed to be sweet. Not slightly sweet, but sticky, thickly sweet.
You got my hopes up when I saw the large jug of tea promising it was made from pure cane sugar. But you’re going to need to put about another cup of sugar into that tea to call it sweet. Why don’t you just call that tea from now on, to avoid confusion.
I’ll see you next week.
Your Southern friend,